823 Naughty Blonde Jokes to Make You Laugh

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini? You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

How does a blonde high-five? She smacks herself in the forehead.

How do you confuse a blonde? You don't. They're born that way!

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine? They both drip when they're fucked.

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt? To keep here legs closed.

What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear? Data transfer.

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? Toes go in first!

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A Space Invader.

A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn-signal fluid."

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde? You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

How do blonde braincells die? Alone.

What are the worst six years in a blonde's life? Third Grade!

What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block.

Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them.

What do you give the blonde that has everything? Penicillin.

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? The rest are hunting peckers.

What is a blonde's favorite fairy tale? Humpme Dumpme!

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear? Thanks for the refill.

What is a blonde's favorite color? Glitter.

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A thought.

If pink and glitter were vitamins blondes would be the healthiest people alive.

Why does a blonde wear green lipstick? Because red means Stop.

What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? They've both swallowed a lot of seamen.

Why doesn't a blonde talk during sex? Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers.

What do blondes do after they comb their hair? They pull up their pants.

Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Introduces themself.

Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? You can park in the handicap zone.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.