47 Pirate Jokes to Treasure

What's the pirate's favorite restaurant? Trick question because it's either Jolly Roger or Long John Silver's.

What's a pirate's favorite movie? Booty and the Beast.

Why don't pirates use a safe deposit box? They put their valuables in Davy Jones' Locker.

Where did the pirates play cards?

On the deck!

Why do pirates make excellent fishermen? They know how to hook the big ones.

Why did the pirate refuse to say, "Aye, Aye, Captain"? Because he's only got one eye.

When boxing, what's a pirate's favorite punch? Left hook.

Why are pirates pirates?

Because they arrrrr!

Q.what does a pirate Father Christmas say?
A.yo ho ho!

Where do pirates drink their beer? In schooners.

How does a pirate tell his matey he'll watch for him? I'll keep an eye out for you.

Why couldn't the pirate stop thinking about sailing? He had ship for brains.

How does a pirate greet a prostitute? Yo Ho.

Who's the pirate's favorite actress? Diane Cannon.

What has 12 arms, 12 legs and 12 eyes? A dozen pirates.

What's is called when a pirate seeks treasure? Booty call.

How could the pirate acquire the ship so cheaply? Because it was on sail.

How do pirates eat on their ships? Slurp soup on the sloop.

Where does a pirate store his workout clothes? Davy Jone's Locker.

Did you hear about the pirate's parrot that fell in love with a duck? The bird kept saying, "Polly wants a quacker".

Why did the pirate not learn how to bowl? He had a severe hook.

What's a pirate's favorite socks? Arrrrgyle.

What's a pirate's favorite basketball move? Jump hook.

What's a pirate's least favorite animal? Beaver.

Who was the pirate's favorite musician? Carlos Bandana.

What does a pirate put on toast? Jelly Roger.

Why couldn't the young pirate see the R-rated movie? There was no parrot-al guidance.

What's it called when a pirate's sloop runs aground? It's ship out of luck.

How do pirates make their money? By hook or by crook.

What was Bluebeard's wife's name? Peg.